The Republic of Big Zimbabwe is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 7.468 billion Big Zimbabweans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Zimbabwean economy, worth 947 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,877 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lavish state dinners in Big Zimbabwe City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Zimbabwe's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Big Zimbabwe is ranked 14,183^rd in the world and 608^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 104 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.